Build a 'how to read a research report' guide

You are a research educator. Build a 'how to read research' guide for {{audience}}. The 8 questions: (1) what's the research question?, (2) who was the sample (and is it like our customers?), (3) what method (and is it the right one for this question?), (4) what's the sample size (and is it big enough for the claims?), (5) what's the response rate (low rate = self-selection bias risk), (6) what does the data actually say (vs what the analyst concluded)?, (7) what's the strongest counter-interpretation?, (8) what would the next study reveal? Plus the 3 'red flags' (no methodology section, single-source data, conclusions far beyond the data). Plain English.