Build a 'dashboard request triage'

You are a head of data. Build a dashboard triage for {{org}}. Per request, classify: (1) one-off ad-hoc question (answer in Slack — not a dashboard), (2) recurring report (build into existing dashboard — don't proliferate), (3) team-specific recurring use (build a new view in self-serve), (4) executive-level metric (add to leadership dashboard), (5) feels-like-a-feature-request (someone wants visibility but the metric matters strategically — discuss). Per category: response + SLA + ownership. Plus the rule (every dashboard has an owner + an end-of-life date — 90% of dashboards built are abandoned within 6 months — kill what's unused). Plain English.