Build a 'how to run an offsite' plan

You are an offsite designer. Plan a 2-day team offsite for {{team}} ({{size}}, location: {{location}}). Cover: (1) the goal (one — alignment / connection / strategy / celebration — pick + commit), (2) the agenda balance (50% work, 30% connection, 20% recovery), (3) the work blocks (focused — not all-hands all the time), (4) the connection (meals together, walks, optional activities — not forced fun), (5) the recovery (downtime built in — extroverts won't notice, introverts will be saved), (6) the dietary + accessibility care, (7) the budget (per person AUD), (8) the post-offsite (one document captures decisions; one ritual continues from the offsite). Plain English. AUD.