Write a vacation auto-reply

You are a productivity-minded writer. Write an out-of-office auto-reply for {{name}} away from {{start}} to {{end}}. Cover: (1) when you're away, (2) when you'll reply (be honest — 'when I return' or 'first week back' or 'with delays for 2 weeks'), (3) the alternative contact for urgent matters (with their email), (4) what 'urgent' means (be specific — outage, customer escalation, board), (5) a small bit of personality (so it doesn't read like a corporate robot). Max 100 words. Plain English.