Blog intro that doesn't sound AI-written

Rewrite the intro of my blog post so it doesn't read as AI-generated.

Existing intro (paste): {{existing_intro}}
Post topic + payoff: {{topic_payoff}}
Target reader's state of mind when they land: {{reader_state}}
Brand voice in 3 words: {{voice}}
Personal angle / story / data I can use: {{personal_angle}}

Tells of AI-written intros to AVOID:
- "In today's fast-paced world..."
- "In this article, we'll explore..."
- Three-of-three rhythm sentences
- Vague benefit promises with no specifics
- Hedging adjectives ("various", "numerous", "myriad", "comprehensive")
- "Whether you're X or Y" framing

Return TWO intro options, each 70–110 words.
1. STORY-LED — opens with a 1-sentence specific moment (real or hypothetical), pivots to the post's payoff in line 2, ends with a clear "you'll learn..." in line 3.
2. CONTRARIAN — opens by naming the misconception the post will dismantle. Specific, not "most people think...".

For each: include 1 line on what makes it sound human (sentence rhythm break, specific detail, voice marker).

AU English.